): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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