Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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