Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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