You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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