thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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