Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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