tell your sister to shave her snatch
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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