Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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