.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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