Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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