I accidentally burped into my bong.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
3 2 1 whiskey
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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