Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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