you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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