Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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