Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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