Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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