ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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