nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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