WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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