i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
