me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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