She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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