Will you blow on my dice?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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