Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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