I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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