I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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