idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
