these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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