How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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