Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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