You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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