Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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