whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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