you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
