Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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