i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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