I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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