ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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