That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
