Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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