What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Can't talk, ducks in the car
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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