Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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