I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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