i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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