Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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