Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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