idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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