Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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