Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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