No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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